I am dressed as the loudness of your stereo.

“In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love ho…”

“I make love sensually, and without the aid of a fancy recipe. I just open the b…”

“I’ll leave the door cracked, because cracked is better than broken.”

“I was so offended I wanted to light his face on fire. But I restrained myself, …”