I am going to think of you every time I don't have sex. So that'll mean I'll always be thinking of you.

“A bathroom that doubles as an elevator would be a great place to open a coffee …”

“I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from b…”

“I think we should change the amount of time in each day. Sunday thru Friday sho…”

“If I could lick the sunset, I’ll bet it would taste like Neapolitan ice cream.”