I am illiterate. Just not in English.

“Wealth—one billion, two billion, what’s the difference? The difference is one b…”

“Love isn’t the last thing on my mind. The last thing on my mind is my skull.”

“I’d rather fall in molten lava than fall in love. But I suppose that’s just the…”

“A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repacka…”