I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.

“Oh, look, there are jobs available in Jacksonville! Today there are two jobs fo…”

“A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man l…”

“The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is…”

“When you are the designated buyer, ask for more money than the item costs, so w…”