I am Mr. Needleneeds, and I’m looking for a haystack. It’s easier to find than love.

“To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower wi…”

“My bedroom is a bit small for my taste. For my taste, I prefer the kitchen.”

“I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, be…”

“I’m not a king, but you can call me His Royal Hoorayness. If you did that, I’d …”