I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.

“I wish trash were treasure, because then I’d be a garbage collector and king.”

“I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmo…”

“Richmond lost his Virginia when he was 1776.”

“A ball is a great place to dance, or a great thing to dribble. A ball is also a…”