I am my own tornado. Instead of panicking, I run in circles and scream.

“My lips touched hers, like two butterflies in the wind. Then I went home, cut o…”

“I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with t…”

“The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting sk…”

“I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.”