I am old, not senile,

“And-he was ashamed to admit--he had been known to carry off the occasional roll…”

“You met over a pile of dead bodies mere days ago. Now he's carving little radis…”

“He'd heard about Holly putting some magical whammy on him, bringing to life the…”

“... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence i…”