I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inconsideration.

“The profit was five, split evenly between the two of us, which meant that my fa…”

“I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chamel…”

“I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.”

“Dogs are exceptionally intelligent creatures. My dog, for example, taught me th…”