I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.

“I’m stoic like a statue of Stonewall Jackson. I’d make a great U.S. President, …”

“My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.”

“I’d rather count to one billion, than waste my time thinking I could count on y…”

“Sometimes I feel like this. Sometimes I feel like that. I wish I could be more …”