I am the archaeologist of love. I’m digging for the bones of a loved one I shot and buried decades ago.

“This book has nothing to do with cats. Or mice. Or self-motivation. This book i…”

“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the ma…”

“The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is…”

“Sometimes I think I know her. This is not one of those times. This is not 3:33.”