I am the assembly line of love. Please take off your shoes before you run on my conveyer belt.

“I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.”

“2021—will it be a good year, or will it be just another two consecutive numbers?”

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d ju…”

“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re…”