I am the bathtub of desire, but damnit woman, I saw you eyeing that swimming pool.

“It’s easier to start writing if you have something to write about, rather than …”

“The only thing that can tame and temper love is love. Also syphilis.
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“If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face valu…”

“I retired at the age of 25, and it wasn’t until a few days later that I realize…”