I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven.

“I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 10…”

“If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.”

“Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul…”

“I once got stabbed with a lightning bolt. True story. (No it isn’t).”