I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.

“I don’t endorse my checks, because what, am I just going to give away free auto…”

“Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.”

“A burial should be more than a fire pit, arena seating, and a squirming politic…”

“I want to buy “A Touch of Gray,” because I’d look more distinguished with a tou…”