I am the egg salad sandwich of love. The only problem is, I’m in the mood for a tuna fish sandwich—hold the mercury.

“The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him…”

“Habits define who we are from the outside in, more than who we are defines us f…”

“A brick could be attached to a parachute and tossed out of an airplane, to test…”

“Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing w…”