I am the kid with the dirty red shoes. That’s not dirt, it’s blood.


“A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A …”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them,"…”

“If you want me to have sex with you, I’ll have sex with you. If you want me to …”