I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.

“The word "sex" has no sex. It is androgynous and probably asexual. And even tho…”

“Pride must be a summer thing, because it "comes before the fall.”

“I made love to a woman on a boat once. It was still on the showroom floor, but …”

“I’m interested in women as a whole, not simply as three holes.”