I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity, but I’m not ordained because they were out of the paper they use to print the certificates on. Still, the title alone carries some weight (2.2 pounds).

“You don’t need brass knuckles to discover if a man has a glass jaw. All you nee…”

“I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that li…”

“Night—it’s the only thing that will cover up one of my black moods. Good thing …”

“Love is a good thing. Not starving to death is also a good thing. Being in love…”