I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.

“Love, like glue, is a four-letter word that ends in “e,” only much stickier. An…”

“Once the bar gets set too high, simply lower it so you can keep on hitting your…”

“Rhode Island knows, but is Del aware?”

“I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should…”