I am the time machine of love. Quick, pull my big lever!

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands co…”

“My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.”

“My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, an…”

“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swa…”