I am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Giggler.

“Sure, I’ll take your pamphlet. I need to fill up my trashcan anyway.”

“Is it better to pull someone, or push them to succeed? I have no idea, but will…”

“Thanks,” I said, “have a great day.” And I turned to leave. Damn! I am such a c…”

“The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you,…”