I am waiting on a trap door, but things might fall through for me.

“I’ve been to the Big House. Not prison, but the Biltmore Estate.”

“I talked to David yesterday, but since it is a statue, it didn’t talk back. I h…”

“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish…”

“A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can…”