I am what I am, and I don’t need to prove it—least of all to myself. And I’ll be damned if I ever answer to my clone. Who is he to question me?

“The Bronze Age was such a third-place era.”

“I inherited a pound from my British uncle. I’d have rather gotten a dollar, bec…”

“I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.”

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”