I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!

“To get a step up in the world, you could use a ladder, or you could use your co…”

“I once tried out for the Girl Scouts. I only went to one meeting. I ate all the…”

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“I could have thought up a lot of things, but many great people had to go and li…”