I asked for the time, and she sold me a way to divide my attention into 12 equal parts. I asked her out to coffee, but she hinted there wasn’t a watch big enough to fit time with me in.

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“When my grandma moved, she didn’t know anybody. But that was partly due to bein…”

“Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an e…”

“I want to open a broken marriage repair shop. I’m not a counselor or psychologi…”