I asked myself a question, but I wouldn’t answer, because it was too personal. I wish I had a clone, so he could answer for me.

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. But I’m the only one alive who kn…”

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

“I admire your mustache madam, but I wonder, what’s for dessert?”

“To live up to its name, softball should be played with a human testicle.”