I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.

“The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite.
(The impossibility is half pos…”

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

“I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I wh…”

“Question for your life: If we were to kiss passionately for 30 minutes, would y…”