I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate …”

“The shape of her smile is curved like a lie, like a boomerang she knows she has…”

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

“You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial task…”