I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.

“If I had to live my life over, I’d live it over seas, like a cloud.”

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”

“If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. And not only that, bu…”

“My future, it almost looks like Christmas—red and green—stop and go.”