I belong, and my penis, it be long.

“Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has l…”

“It’s better to say something too little, than nothing too much.”

“So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed…”

“I like to get to-go boxes at restaurants where not only did I not eat in, but a…”