I belong to a secret order. We all have OCD, so you’d better believe we have order.

“140 Billy-powered engine. It won’t drive, but it will Idol.”

“When I see a beautiful woman, my heart doesn't go "Thump, thump." It goes "Hush…”

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternit…”

“To avoid booby traps, stay away from bras.”