I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.

“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the s…”

“I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s…”

“If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known …”

“Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.”