I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.

“I’m a handyman. I work with my hand. I masturbate for a living. That’s right, I…”

“She had breasts like deflated balloons, and nipples like the wrinkled and flopp…”

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fish…”

“If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.”