I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.

“When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s …”

“A good day is when the Oscar Meyer hotdogmobile crashes into a truck carrying H…”

“A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite…”

“His face is so chiseled and angular that if he stood on the street corner and b…”