I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break out of my routine.

“Maturity doesn’t advance linearly, like you steadily and readily becoming more …”

“I collect hair. I keep most of it on my floor, but my most valuable patches I d…”

“I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everyt…”

“You could get 50% wrong and you’d still get 50% right. That’s nearly half!”