I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime and put over someone’s ugly head. Tomorrow I’ll bring a Love Sandwich, minus the mayonnaise.

“The owner of The Mandrake Hotel and Resort is a man called Rot, a billionaire l…”

“There were 17 people at the funeral. 16 of them were there for a family reunion…”

“A brick could be used to help you become the next Great American Novelist. Hope…”

“I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.
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