I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.

“I once met a man who couldn't think outside of the box. So one day, while he wa…”

“I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.”

“To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and h…”

“I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.”