I built my marriage brick by brick. And I destroyed it blanket by blanket.


“Make yourself interesting to history. Master some aspect of life, and then find…”

“You vote Democrat even if you vote Republican, because they’re two sides of the…”

“Two days ago, Tuesday at 10:10 am, I gave birth to a bagel. And God commanded m…”

“A blanket (twin, full, or queen-sized) could be placed squarely over the state …”