I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?

“The last time I was there was the first time I was there, but it’s not the last…”

“The only equality that exists on earth is time. We all have exactly 24 hours in…”

“Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one wom…”

“A brick could be used to balance work and play. Just place the brick on the top…”