I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.

“My hero’s hero is not necessarily my hero, unless my clone’s hero is my clone’s…”

“Some events in your life leave a lasting impression. A thing that majorly impac…”

“A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A …”

“I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the…”