I called for backup, but they didn’t put the car in reverse.

“I have a list of pet names for Cap’n so long that it could fill a phone book (i…”

“If the status quo came carbonated in a can, I’d shake things up.”

“To keep my cat from drinking out of the toilet, I could close the toilet lid, I…”

“A volt is a measure of power, and the same can be said when people revolt.”