I called her "the Chiquita Banana Lady" and I meant it as a compliment: who didn't want to look adorable with a pile of fruit on her head?

“I’m aware that there is a bigger, far more complicated world out there than I’d…”

“A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Ce…”

“Everything became a metaphor, a talisman, a sign that I was still actually conn…”

“WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I was so girlie and ambitious, I was practically a drag quee…”