I called Phil up, but I didn’t call Phillip. He hung up on me, and I’m still hung up about that. To make things right I might just call Phillip and hang up.

“Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you w…”

“Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.”

“Dipping my sticky glove into the bowl, I grabbed a handful of fingers. That’s f…”

“A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from…”