I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.


“It’s one thing to say you love snakes, but it’s another to actually live the li…”

“I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with de…”

“I take humor very seriously. I also take it three times a day, with meals.”

“When I think of Vermont, I think of Connecticut.”