I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.


“I’m going on vacation, and I’m leaving my clone in charge. I’ll be gone, but I’…”

“I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. B…”

“I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying …”

“Give me a smelly hello, and a tasty goodbye. The two are connected, and without…”