I can do a week in a weekend. That’s not how efficient I am, that’s how little I work.

“In high school, I was convinced I had super powers. Well, just one really. I wa…”

“Do either a brick or a blanket have Buddha nature? The answer is yes and no and…”

“My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”

“It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for…”