I can feel my cheeks through your cheesecake buttocks.

“If I were a number, I’d want to have sextillion with you.”

“If I could rotate my neck 180 degrees, like an owl, I'd go around wearing backw…”

“I’d like to spend money on a wallet, but if I spent money on a wallet, I’d have…”

“If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves?”