I can feel the weight of her love. It feels like a purse on my shoulder. When is she coming back so I can take this thing off?

“Is there anything more pathetic than a flower that doesn’t get enough sunlight …”

“Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some wome…”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”

“The political brain is shaped like a peanut, only not as big.”