I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole in the back, like an asshole.

“Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.”

“The perfect vehicle to take to the moon would be a two-door Saturn with a sunro…”

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough…”

“Of all things possible, the impossible is the only one worth skipping sex for.”