I can see myself in my teacher’s eyes. I look like a pupil.

“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”

“Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.”

“I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-…”

“I say he has room to grow, but the bride in the canoe might say, “Groom to row.”